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Glenn Ulmer

 


He's really a nice guy...(when he wants)

Origin: Canada

Nickname: Bozo (aka The Bull)

Position: Handler/Father

Best throw: 125 mph hammer

Best known as: An ultimate player trapped in an NFL linebacker's body. The biggest player to ever play ultimate in HK, requires a zone to check him

Kinda looks like: Jesse "the Bod" Ventura

Get To Know Glenn

1. Favorite song? Roxanne - Police followed closely by You Can't Always Get What You Want - Rolling Stones (GET WITH IT MAN, ANY SONG BY THE BAY CITY ROLLERS RULE FOLLOWED CLOSELY BY LEIF GARRET AND SHAWN CASSIDY)

2. Favorite restaurant in HK? - Jashan - Indian in Central (SO THAT'S THE SMELL I SENSE IN THE FIELDS)

3. Pet peeve? - Too freakin' many, don't get me started! People that don't know anything about Baseball! (WHAT'S BASEBALL?)

4. If you could bring only 1 thing to a deserted island? Bible... the good lord will always be wit' me! (AMEN!)

5. Favorite pastime: Is pleasing oneself a pastime? (UH WHICH HAND?) Ultimate and Rugby are the runners-up. (I GUESS RUGBY FULFILLS YOUR NEED THAT ULTIMATE CAN'T - USE YOUR FREAKING SIZE TO BASH SOMEONE REALLY HARD TO THE GROUND)

6. Shoe size: 14, same as my... (SO THAT'S WHY JACK CALLED THAT UNUSUAL FOUL IN THE SINGAPORE GAME. HE SAID HE GOT KICKED BUT YOUR LEGS WERE FIRMLY ON THE GROUND)

7. Favorite saying: Dumbass! (AND I THOUGHT YOU KEEP CALLING EVERYONE "THOMAS")

8. What makes you sweat? Hong Kong - all year round...And the pin-up picture I have of Roberta Rojas in a g-string. (I SAID SWEAT, NOT PUKE)

9. Anyone famous from present or history you would like to have dinner with and what would you discuss? Karl Marx - Although he shared Hegel's belief in dialectical structure and historical inevitability, Marx held that the foundations of reality lay in the material base of economics rather than in the abstract thought of idealistic philosophy (ARE U KIDDING ME? DON'T YOU WANT CARMEN ELEKTRA FOR BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER. SHE LAID THE FOUNDATIONS OF MANY MEN'S IDEALISTIC THEORIES)

10. What would you do with a billion dollars? Buy Furious George and play 1 point in the UPA Championship game. www.furiousultimate.com (I'LL BET A BILLION DOLLARS FURIOUS GEORGE WOULD BE FURIOUS WITH YOU AFTER THE GAME)

 


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